And THEN after spit-take on *probs wholesale scandalized" and then mirror version me saying, "yes, I won't deal, I won't learn slang that has a shelf life of 3 weeks," I'm again whipsawing back to
WHAT SHOP I HAVE TO SEE IT
(This goes for the strip club, too. The vegan one.)
CARRIE. IT IS SO FRESH IT MADE MY MOUTH SKELETON ITCH. It’s a shop in sellwood (P-town burb) called ummmm (?) green juice?! I need to confirm but I think that’s it!? No, it’s PURE green juice. go*gle maps, do thy work, stat! Show Carrie what she demands and also greatly deserves to see.
ENGGH now I'm sad I asked because I thought it was an online home shop calling my name and it's an in-person-required experience on the opposite coast and it's been so long since I was there, I need a *know your p-town suburbs* refresher.
I am relieved. Thought my already addled brain had slipped its moorings :-)
I did enjoy your description of Portland’s strip clubs though, “…dense with lesbian patrons and overtly liberated lesbian strippers who’re fully naked and wicked gorgeous and cool.”
WHAT SHOP I HAVE TO SEE IT
And THEN after spit-take on *probs wholesale scandalized" and then mirror version me saying, "yes, I won't deal, I won't learn slang that has a shelf life of 3 weeks," I'm again whipsawing back to
WHAT SHOP I HAVE TO SEE IT
(This goes for the strip club, too. The vegan one.)
CARRIE. IT IS SO FRESH IT MADE MY MOUTH SKELETON ITCH. It’s a shop in sellwood (P-town burb) called ummmm (?) green juice?! I need to confirm but I think that’s it!? No, it’s PURE green juice. go*gle maps, do thy work, stat! Show Carrie what she demands and also greatly deserves to see.
ENGGH now I'm sad I asked because I thought it was an online home shop calling my name and it's an in-person-required experience on the opposite coast and it's been so long since I was there, I need a *know your p-town suburbs* refresher.
Darlin you lost me. Can you summarize your point in one sentence?
Dearest Jena!, the point is, points notwithstanding, that there isn’t one. Just fluff. All fluff. 💋
I am relieved. Thought my already addled brain had slipped its moorings :-)
I did enjoy your description of Portland’s strip clubs though, “…dense with lesbian patrons and overtly liberated lesbian strippers who’re fully naked and wicked gorgeous and cool.”
And lemme tell ya, sis, it ain’t no lie.
Oh I believe you. Clearly worth a trip just to enjoy the scenery - lol.